番外一饶舌至尊(1/6)

连亚圣都敢骂，我看他是嫌活的长了。——金风
                                                                                                                                                                从川味观吃饭回来，酒足饭饱。由于颜丫头带着建次逛天安门看毛爷爷去了，我闲着没事就拿出了胖子带来的CD，打开电脑，剥掉光碟的封套，想听听姚中龙这个傻缺究竟这两年在搞什么东西，这张《太牛逼2009》的专辑究竟有什么厉害的地方。
                                                                                                                                                                播放了第一首《孟子》贵宾楼的房间里陡然传来了一阵山呼海啸一般的怒吼，震得我差点把抱在怀里的雅子给扔到了地上。
                                                                                                                                                                “什么牛鬼蛇神啊？吓死人了！”
                                                                                                                                                                我正在诅咒着那个傻缺的时候，电脑里随着怪异的伴奏旋律在同一时刻出现了他沙哑的、略带歇斯底里气息的久违声音。
                                                                                                                                                                “耶……我的生活放荡每天摸……一直摸到了二○○九……耶……太牛逼了！”
                                                                                                                                                                RAP：孟子……我问过你老母……
                                                                                                                                                                她说你从小……就喜欢趋炎附势……
                                                                                                                                                                为了纠正你……她真的劳苦不辞……
                                                                                                                                                                就连搬家……家……也搬了好几次！
                                                                                                                                                             

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