第三章爱铃（金风流反拜观音）(4/19)

                                                                                             我强忍着内心疯狂的笑意，曼曼这句话差点没让我把自己噎死，这饮料……啊哈哈哈，这的确是给人“喝”的，但是是从消化器官的另一头进去的嘛，小蹄子这样以为，可真是完全的本末倒置了！
                                                                                                                                                                “喂，死男人，你到底笑什么啊，你……姐姐现在加班我说了，你没听见啊！”
                                                                                                                                                                说着说着，这丫头可恶的大小姐脾性又展露了出来，小腮帮子一鼓一鼓地朝我喝道。
                                                                                                                                                                “噢，听到了啦。”
                                                                                                                                                                我实在觉得好笑，我购买的灌肠液不愧是最昂贵的一种，在里面还掺入了蜂蜜和水果精华、香草香料，保护肠道的同时还能中和便便的味道，让当事人不会觉得尴尬，真是极品呐。“那你问问苏苏现在边上有没有人？”
                                                                                                                                                                “没有，就她一个。”
                                                                                                                                                                曼曼一边打字一边回答说：“她问话呢，刚才为什么她的屁股突然火辣辣的疼，问是不是我摔跤了，我要怎么回她啊，死男人？”
                                                                                                                                                                “你就说，是你想让我狠狠地教育你一下嘛。”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           我拿起那个超大号针筒开始吸收这专为曼曼准备的“饮料”，笑着回答。
                                            

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