第三章性爱志工（里篇）(4/15)

，这时阿婆急忙说“阿义阿！你先来洗手吃饭啦！新娘子的事等一下阿嬷再跟你说阿！”
                                                                                                                                                                接着阿婆端出了几道简单的菜出来，客气的要小嬿一起用餐，但是小嬿不想分食那些阿婆家中所剩不多的剩菜，并且想起我的事来，就跟阿婆说她不饿、但是想先打手机回家一下，就到门口打电话给我。
                                                                                                                                                                “杰……是这样子的、晚上我……我……要跟……小……小月一起K书！所以就不回去你那了欧”“欧……那你晚上要认真读书，不要背着我跟小月乱搞GAY阿！哈哈……”
                                                                                                                                                                听到背着我乱搞，小嬿心虚地连忙撇清“人家就跟你说没有咩……不跟你说了辣”说完就挂了我电话等阿婆及阿义用完餐后，小嬿贴心的帮阿婆整理餐具，这时阿义却跑出去要跟邻居炫耀小嬿新娘的事情，一下子就不见人影！原来阿义跑到平常跟小朋友玩耍的空地、却发现没半个人，只见成仔在草丛角落小解，阿义看到平常对阿嬷不客气的成仔、便想跟他炫耀地说。
                                                                                                                                                                “坏人……我告诉你欧！我阿嬷帮我找了一个新娘！人家阿义的小嬿新娘很……很漂亮欧！”
                                                                                                                                                                成仔被阿义突如其来的呛声给吓了一跳，回头还来不及拉上拉炼就一口骂道“靠北勒！死阿义不要在那边骗肖耶！你那死阿婆要是有钱帮你讨媳妇！看我怎么修理她！”
                                                                                                                                                                “坏人……人家阿义才没有乱说！就是有一个小嬿新娘、就是、就是有拉！”
                                                                                                                                                                成仔看到平时傻呼呼的阿义，今天居然说的好像真有那么一回事，就开口耻笑阿义说。
                                                                                                                                                                “就算有拉！你这白痴会知到怎么干女人么？而且就凭你那只烂鸟、女人也会不“性”福拉！要不要我帮你用力干你老婆阿！保证爽歪歪拉！哈哈哈”阿义眼看说不过成仔便跑回家去了，成仔此刻才听懂阿义所说的话，心想要是死阿婆真有钱帮阿义讨老婆、却装死不拿钱给我，我一定要

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