第六章坐床(3/5)

我陪你？”我嘿嘿笑笑脱鞋上床。盘起腿正二八经地坐到了她地对面。
                                                                                                                                                                “这不公平。你屁股下面又没垫东西。”秋雨可爱的翘起了红嘟嘟的嘴唇。
                                                                                                                                                                “我要垫上，那不成我生孩子了。”我向她坐个鬼脸。秋雨扑哧地一笑，绯红了脸扭过头去轻啐道：“讨厌！”
                                                                                                                                                                我无声的笑笑。“我们聊天吧，这样时间会过得快一些。雨儿，你说聊什么？”
                                                                                                                                                                “随便吧，我见你在QQ上和你的雨夜百合聊起来，也从来没事先问一下聊什么话题。”秋雨瞟我一眼略带醋意的说道。
                                                                                                                                                                “都这样了，还吃别人的醋啊。”我嘿嘿的笑道刮了一下她的鼻子，“既然我们为了生儿育女坐在床上，那就谈谈我们国家的人口问题吧。”
                                                                                                                                                                “这么大呀？”秋雨夸张的吐了吐舌头。
                                                                                                                                                                “国家兴亡，匹夫有责！”我严肃的瞪她一眼，故作庄重地问道：
                                                                                                                                                                “请问少妇王氏。你说，我们国家现在倒底是13亿人口还是15亿人口啊？”
                                                                                                                                                                秋雨狠狠的剜了我一眼，轻轻嗓子说道：“本张大小姐认为，我国的人口最少有17亿人，因为中国的黑色人口太多了！”
                                                                                                               

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