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                                     A：你怎么做的？                                                                                                                                                                B：我上床后隔她远远的，基本半个身子在床外面了，一点不碰她。床本来就小，只有1米2。过了好久，估计她也睡不着。看我睡的这么辛苦，觉得我应该是个正人君子吧，突然一下伸手过来拉着我的手臂，说：我又不会吃了你，隔我这么远干嘛？嫌我脏吗？觉得我是个随便的女人？                                                                                                                                                                A：你怎么说？                                                                                                                                                                B：哈哈，我要的就是这个效果。我马上坐起来，看着她，说：“姐，在我心中，你就是天上的女神，是神圣不可亵渎的，我要是有半点想法认为你脏，你随便，那就让我明天出门被车撞死，永远找不到老婆，生儿子没屁眼……”                                                                                                                                                                她看我说的这么认真，一下笑了，说：“好啦好啦，没个正型，越说越离谱。”                                                                                                                                                                我说：“姐，我说的都是认真的。你不知道，看你哭的这么伤心，我的心痛死了。看到你刚才笑了，我的心都融化了。”                                                                                                                                                                说完，我俩眼睛对视了至少有3分钟，我能感觉到她被我感动到了。心里那叫一个爽，有戏，我又离成功前进了一大步！                                                                                                                                                                A：然后呢？（看着他的讲述，我好想穿越到那晚，告诉老婆，这个人不是你眼中的正人君子，是个阴险小人！可是我回不去，而且，到现在为止，我们还是在冷战状态。）B：然后？她看了我好久，一扭身，说了句“好啦，睡吧”                                                                                                                                                                A：就这样啦？                                                                                                                                                                B：恩，那晚基本没睡，但我一直装睡。我估计她肯定一晚没睡。后来

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