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                                                                   老婆：就知道瞎贫嘴，好了，不说这个了。你有空吗？和你聊聊，没影响你休息吧？                                                                                                                                                                同事：姐，不影响，当然不影响。你有事找我，我怎么可能睡的着？我最喜欢和姐在一起了，做什么事都可以。                                                                                                                                                                老婆：好，我问你，你要老实告诉我，不能说假话敷衍我，也不能觉得我是随便的人。你发誓！                                                                                                                                                                同事：姐，什么事说的这么严重？我发誓，我要不说真话，就让我一辈子得不到自己心爱的人。这个是目前我能想到对我最恶毒的誓言了！                                                                                                                                                                老婆：好啦，我相信你。我问你，那天晚上，你没碰我，是嫌弃我结过婚，身子脏吗？                                                                                                                                                                同事：（一个惊愕的表情）姐，怎么突然这么问？                                                                                                                                                                老婆：你别管，说实话。                                                                                                                                                                同事：你确定要我让实话？我怕我说了你就会不理我了。                                                                                                                                                                老婆：没事，我知道自己是黄脸婆，没人喜欢是正常的，你说吧，我承受的住。                                                                                                                                                                （中间隔了两分钟）老婆：？？？怎么半天不说话？那我下了，88。                                                                                                                                              

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