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      我：玩笑话？你妈逼，你从头到尾就是在放屁敷衍我是吧？你的承诺都是拿我当傻子是吧？                                                                                                                                                                他：哥，别，我真不是敷衍你，我要是将来不把女朋友送给你玩，我就是个乌龟王八蛋！                                                                                                                                                                我：操你妈，我信你我就是傻子。我本来对你妈没兴趣，现在你既然这个态度，那我还真就非要操你妈不可了。不然你休想再得到我老婆！                                                                                                                                                                （我心里那叫一个得意呀，我自己都被我的机智折服了。）他：哥，这你可为难我了，我妈又不是我老婆，我怎么可能把她送给你，她也不会听我的呀。                                                                                                                                                                我：我不管，你这点诚意也没有那就算了。                                                                                                                                                                他：哥，你不会是诚心的吧？你早就看上我妈啦？                                                                                                                                                                我：放屁，你妈个老女人，要是以前，送给我操我都不会操。                                                                                                                                                                （对不起呀，这个话违心了，这么极品的熟女，送给我操我可是巴不得呀。）他：你……哥，有话好好说，你这么侮辱我妈妈，我真的要不开心了。再说，我妈当年可是我们市里一枝花。我父亲去世后，来找我妈的男人，没有一百也有八十！                                                                                                                                                                我：好吧，这不是重点。重点的是，你想要得到我老婆，我觉得吃亏。为了表示你的诚意，你要帮我得到你妈。你想想，你妈这么多年守寡，不管身体还是心理肯定也很需要男人的慰藉。我是你知根知底的人，与其便宜了其他老男人，还不如便宜我。                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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