第五十三章(5/7)

                     “老婆，你再不起来，你老公就要变独臂大侠了！”                                                                                                                                                                “该，谁让你这么坏，惩罚你！”                                                                                                                                                                “亲爱的，你压的是我左手，要是真的断了，以后我该怎么用我的五姑娘呀？”                                                                                                                                                                “噗嗤，那就更要压断了，省得你再使坏。”                                                                                                                                                                “老婆，你压断了可要负责，以后你必须帮我打手枪，保证我随时想要你随时帮我射出来！”我看老婆基本恢复过来，又趁机调戏她。                                                                                                                                                                “想得美，看老娘心情！”                                                                                                                                                                “呀，老婆，救命呀，头可断，血可流，鸡巴幸福不能丢呀！”                                                                                                                                                                “臭流氓，好啦，不压就不压，我还懒得压你呢！”说完老婆就把头移开了。                                                                                                                                                                “是，我这个老腊肉哪有人家小鲜肉吃香呀，唉，女儿不亲，老婆不爱……”                                                                                                                                                                “少在那里装可怜，不准再提他！”老婆转过来脸瞪着我说道。                                                                                                                                                                “老婆，他怎么了你呀？怎么突然变成这样了？”                                                                     

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