第一章毕业和离别(4/8)

                    居然说我善良，奶奶的，说得我都不好意思了，有满嘴脏话的善人吗？
                                                                                                                                                                东明听了讪讪不已，假装猛地咳嗽了几声以掩饰尴尬，不过一张老脸也真够厚的，连红都没有红一点：“MLGBD，傻B才一棵树桑吊死呢，老子放弃了还不行吗！至于我的理论，你别管过不过时，毛主席还说了，别管是黑猫白猫逮到老鼠就是好猫！就算是资本主义理论，对咱有用的还得借鉴不是？”
                                                                                                                                                                “靠，那句话是小坪同志说得好不？真怀疑你的四年大学都干什么去了，哦，想起来了，都用来追女人了，四年追了四个女人，可惜，一个也没有追上！”我好一阵挖苦。
                                                                                                                                                                东明听了也不恼，四年来我们每天都要这么“打情骂俏”的，抗击打能力堪比南河尚存的老城墙，大炮群轰都不虞出现问题。
                                                                                                                                                                东明露出神秘的脸色，装模作样看了看四周又装Ｂ了，整个宿舍楼都剩不下几个人了，看什么看？小心翼翼地道：“你知道我为什么追不到张俪吗？”
                                                                                                                                                                “我又不是你，我怎么知道？”我喝了一大口啤酒，没好气地道。
                                                                                                                                                                “嘿嘿，因为她心里已经有人了。”
                                                                                                                                                                东明得意洋洋地道，好像爆料了一个超级大艳星的绝对隐私一样。
                                                                                                                                                                “谁？”在下随口问道。
                                                                                                                                                                “你啊！”
                                       

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