第十三章酒后乱那什么(3/7)

                                                                                                       小师妹似乎真被气着了，似笑非笑似嗔非嗔道，“看你那吃相，忒像西游记里那个老二！你是从六七十年代穿越过来的还是刚坐了时空机器从旧社会考察回来？你这个吃相简直就是对社会主义现代化建设成就的否定和污蔑，好像咱社会主义祖国特对不起你一样。”
                                                                                                                                                                我不得不承认，小师妹揶揄人的水平是博导级别的。
                                                                                                                                                                在下顾不得回答，因为没有办法回答，嘴里塞得满满的，只能“嗯嗯呀呀”几声，表明我听见了她的话，惹得小师妹忍不住一阵“咯咯”娇笑，终于云过雨停雨过天晴。
                                                                                                                                                                小师妹吃得不多，陪我吃了一会儿，便放下了筷子，一手托着香腮，脸上荡漾着美丽的笑容，就那样直勾勾地望着在下大块朵颐，一双美目泛滥着莫名其妙的光彩。
                                                                                                                                                                我不经意地抬头，发现小师妹的眼睛正肆无忌惮地仔细地“观察”我，在下纳闷，很不自然道：“没有见过帅哥吃饭啊，有什么好看的？”
                                                                                                                                                                赵馨又是“噗嗤”一笑：“没有见过你这么自恋的！别说，你就是跟别人不一样，别的男生在女孩子面前都是表现的风度翩翩，温文尔雅，哪里像你吃的形象全无。”
                                                                                                                                                                “风度翩翩是道貌岸然者的普遍特征，温文尔雅是男盗女娼流的最大破绽！这年头，像俺这么老实本分的大好青年已经不多了，世风日下啊！”
                                                                                                                                                                “说你胖你就喘，真是不要脸！”
                                                                                                                                                                小师妹笑着道。
                                                                    

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