第十六章让人流汗的逛街(5/8)

突然低了许多，心里开始发虚了。
                                                                                                                                                                “可是我没有西服，也没有皮鞋啊。”
                                                                                                                                                                小师妹像遇见外星人一样观察了在下足足三十秒还挂零，彻底被我的无敌打败了，垂头丧气道：“没有可以买啊！”
                                                                                                                                                                “我不缺衣服啊，再说我也没有钱。”
                                                                                                                                                                赵ＭＭ觉得自己快要疯掉了，恶狠狠地开始了较长篇幅的批判：“街上开了那么多各种各样的店，因为你们这些招来诸多借口老死不买东西的人，直接导致商店们家家户户举步维艰奄奄一息苟延残喘，间接导致了我们伟大的祖国内需不足，难以拉动经济增长，拖慢了社会主义建设的步伐，你有罪啊！”
                                                                                                                                                                我蒙了，心里下意识地一个劲呐喊：揶揄人赵师妹天下无敌！
                                                                                                                                                                于是，下一分钟，我跟在小师妹俏丽的身影背后开始了多年来第一次逛街活动，新鲜和担心同在，兴奋和恐惧并存，美女陪着逛街……哦，不，语序错误，应该是陪着美女逛街，自然新鲜兴奋，可是，摸摸在下并不鼓的钱包，担心渐渐变成了恐惧，小师妹领我逛的不是普通的街，而是号称南河最昂贵的一条街，几乎南河所有的高级专卖店、形象店、旗舰店、乱七八糟的店都集中在这里，总之原则就是一条，东西稍微便宜点都不好意思在这里开店！
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           “怎么这个表情啊，对逛街来说一点都不专业，不知道的还以为你的钱包被我挟持了呢，师兄，笑一个！”
                                                                                                                                                                小师妹见我表情变幻莫测忍不住出言相询，只

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