第十八章我给你治病(2/5)

                                                        “师兄，你生气啦？不要这么小气嘛，高兴一下喽……嗯，这样好了，作为对你的补偿，我一定想方法治好你的隐疾，不信的话我跟你签合同！”
                                                                                                                                                                赵ＭＭ故意把“隐疾”俩字咬得很轻，看来也不是无药可救，起码还会委婉用语，给人留点面子。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                一听签合同，在下就乐了，道：“怎么个签法？”
                                                                                                                                                                “比如说，你把自己的治病大权委托给我，我可以使用各种方法，如果出现什么问题你不能秋后算账！”
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                “啊？原来是这样，还是算了吧，我还以为签合同是为了维护我的合法权益呢，原来是为你自己留后路！”
                                                                                                                                                                “师兄啊，我给你治病不要钱的，你想啊，天下没有免费的午餐，有所得必有所失，你得到了免费治病的机会，而只是失去了追究后果的权利，没有什么实质性的损失嘛！就算治不好，最多维持原状，你现在的情况已经是最坏的了，你想再坏一点都不行，干嘛那么大反应呢？可是话说回来，万一治好了呢，那可是你一辈子的幸福啊，夫妻恩爱，琴瑟和谐，子孙满堂，天伦之乐！你用一个小小的权利去赌一辈子的幸福，师兄，你赚大发了！可是你还在那里ＪＪＷＷ，讨价还价，真是得了便宜还卖乖，你可是个男人，不能这么得寸进尺知道吗，人家会笑你欺负小师妹的……”
                                                                                                                                               

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