第十八章我给你治病(2/5)

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                                                        “师兄,你生气啦?不要这么小气嘛,高兴一下喽……嗯,这样好了,作为对你的补偿,我一定想方法治好你的隐疾,不信的话我跟你签合同!”
                                                                                                                                                                赵MM故意把“隐疾”俩字咬得很轻,看来也不是无药可救,起码还会委婉用语,给人留点面子。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                一听签合同,在下就乐了,道:“怎么个签法?”
                                                                                                                                                                “比如说,你把自己的治病大权委托给我,我可以使用各种方法,如果出现什么问题你不能秋后算账!”
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                “啊?原来是这样,还是算了吧,我还以为签合同是为了维护我的合法权益呢,原来是为你自己留后路!”
                                                                                                                                                                “师兄啊,我给你治病不要钱的,你想啊,天下没有免费的午餐,有所得必有所失,你得到了免费治病的机会,而只是失去了追究后果的权利,没有什么实质性的损失嘛!就算治不好,最多维持原状,你现在的情况已经是最坏的了,你想再坏一点都不行,干嘛那么大反应呢?可是话说回来,万一治好了呢,那可是你一辈子的幸福啊,夫妻恩爱,琴瑟和谐,子孙满堂,天伦之乐!你用一个小小的权利去赌一辈子的幸福,师兄,你赚大发了!可是你还在那里JJWW,讨价还价,真是得了便宜还卖乖,你可是个男人,不能这么得寸进尺知道吗,人家会笑你欺负小师妹的……”
                                                                                                                                               

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