第十九章我说了什么醉话(1/7)

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                                                                                                                                                                “师兄，这身行头还行吧？不是内行人根本就看不出来！”
                                                                                                                                                                “嘿，我觉得有点过犹不及啊，假如明天我就这么去面试了，万一人家说：‘看您穿这么一身挺精神的，估计我们的薪水可让您买不起，得，您请回吧您！’，那我不是亏大发了？”
                                                                                                                                                                “那怎么会？说不定看你这么精神，人家会说：‘看您穿这么一身挺精神的，您就在门口迎宾得了！’，哈哈，看别人家都是女迎宾，就你们公司一个男迎宾，别具一格，说不定你们的客户一个图新鲜，那订单唰唰唰地就来了。”
                                                                                                                                                                MD，男迎宾，亏得她想得出来，不能再让她发挥了，估计再发挥下去，最后势必得出一个结论：还是去当小白脸比较有前途！
                                                                                                                                                                “OK！借你吉言，明天我怎么也弄来一个小领导当当，当不上领导我就不回来了！”
                                                                                                                                                                “师兄，你不要信心太满噢，我看你的自信心马上就要爆棚了，毛主席说过的，戒骄戒躁，戒骄戒躁啊！”
                                                                                                                                                                “你就等着打赌输掉吧！对了，我们的赌注还算数吗？”
                                                                                                                                                                “什么赌注？”
                                                                                                                                                                “这么快就忘了？我输了给你当男朋友，你输了给我

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