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良久，曲仙茗的香泪就在那里簌簌地掉，于是我就开始心疼那崭新的地毯了，眼泪毕竟还是含盐的，长此以往这地毯早晚要沤烂掉了……什么梨花带雨啊，海棠沾露啊，我想都已经不能充分形容曲仙茗现在的美态了，迫切需要哪位高才发明新的词汇。
                                                                                                                                                                其实我很想煽情一把，说什么曲妹妹的眼泪滴在地上，就好像砸在我的心上，荡起一圈又一圈沾着血丝的涟漪……或者说曲妹妹那恼怒的眼神穿透我罪恶的心灵之类……不过在说出来之前我已经满身鸡皮疙瘩了，所以又很不甘心咽了回去，于是我很痛苦啊，那些不能表达的痛苦使我好像腌黄瓜一样充满褶皱的苦脸上终于做出了一个表情：委屈！趁着这个生动而传神的表情我很及时地说道：“曲，我早跟你说过不许生气的啊，你说话不算数！”
                                                                                                                                                                “你才说话不算数呢！你这个坏蛋！”
                                                                                                                                                                曲妹妹词汇很贫乏，毕竟不是中文系的，我跟大家求个请，给个面子，原谅她吧，大不了我今儿个豁出去了，多更一章！
                                                                                                                                                                好，很好！我开始在心里眉开眼笑。
                                                                                                                                                                挨了骂居然还说好一定会有人指责在下热衷于犯贱这项很传统的活动，不过你想啊，她终于骂人了，这就证明事情还有缓转的余地阿，要是她拍拍屁股扭头走掉，你还道个屁歉阿？我以我心理学成绩曾经满分的名义发誓，我一定让曲美眉重新绽放美丽笑颜，不信你别走接着往下瞧。
                                                                                                                                                                “曲，我知道你现在心里一定恨死我了，其实我也很恨我自己啊，今天出门忘了带锁了。”
                                                                                                                                                                “都跟你说过了，不要叫我‘曲’！”
                                                                                                                                                                曲仙茗抹了一把让人心疼的情泪，接着道，“你耍流氓跟你带不带锁有什么关系呢？”
                                                                

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