第四十六章我是有原则地(2/7)

我的兄弟们呼啸着离开了，借着眼睛的余光，我很欣喜地观察到，杨子默的脸色有点难看，何必呢，俺什么意思都没有！
                                                                                                                                                                我心里在寻思，我以什么身份出现呢？
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                这可是个伤脑筋的问题，俗话说，枪打出头鸟，特别是强出头的，死得更快，我可不敢担保那个黑心公司里没有几杆枪，所以我应该给自己套上一种很有威慑力的身份当防弹衣。
                                                                                                                                                                冒充警察？我还不够胆，再说证件也难弄，一旦露了馅，吃不了兜着走；冒充法官？靠了，罪名更大！劳动仲裁部门？太阳啊，谁鸟你啊？
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                看来我只好使出我的杀手锏了，MD，俺冒充一回律师！
                                                                                                                                                                律师可是个高技术含量的行当，特别是冒充，难度更大，如果是个真律师，我大摇大摆地去了，胡吹海侃一通，等对方晕得差不多了合同一撕，完事大吉。可是现在不行，我一没有律师资格证，二没有律师事务所，二者加起来让我一点冒充的可能性都没有，二者有一样，我就可以满东华打游击战了。
                                                                                                                                                                我忽然问东明：“东明，办假证要多长时间？”
                                                                                                                           

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