第五十五章还是先留着吧(4/6)

！从你第一次上传我就看见了，每天追着看，昨天你没有传，我差点把你咒成断子绝孙，不过今后我就不怕了，呵呵呵呵……”
                                                                                                                                                                “MD，你也太毒了吧？”
                                                                                                                                                                我心里流汗不止，要是这丫头知道我有那病不知道作何感想。
                                                                                                                                                                “量小非君子，无毒不女子，这样才押韵！”
                                                                                                                                                                “好，我认栽了。”
                                                                                                                                                                我咬牙切齿地道，“不过这种H文好像少儿不宜啊，我拒绝你继续当我的粉丝！”
                                                                                                                                                                “想都别想！”
                                                                                                                                                                王小丫又把身子翻过去了，“你要是拒绝要我当粉丝，那么我也拒绝替你保守秘密，我会到大街上散发传单，让世界人民都来谴责你这个传播黄色思想的大毒草，不过呢，福兮祸兮都说不准阿，说不定会有警察伯伯过来请你，说，为了给你提供良好的创作环境，你就到里面写吧！你想想，到时候，你的铁杆粉丝坚定铁条忠实色友们，一个个饥渴难耐，纷纷采取自杀式犯罪冲向各地监狱，来拥挺偶像，全世界监狱系统立刻人满为患，不过整个世界终于清静了，犯罪率急剧下降，降到零下20%，最后事情大发了，年终把诺贝尔文学奖跟和平奖一起颁给你，咱中国人民终于扬眉吐气了，走在世界上都腰杆挺直，中气十足地道，嘿，外国孙子，你不服气么，我们中国猛人写H文都能得诺贝尔！”
                                                                                                                                                                如果现在正吃饭的话，我想我已经喷的满桌都是米粒了，这丫头太能扯了，这份想象力不写幻想小说简直是太浪费了，看来我有必要当她这个启蒙老师，严重注明：我们不谈性启蒙，而是文学启蒙。关于“性”她还用启蒙吗？比我懂得还多！
                                                                                               

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