第一百四十章女追男(3/8)

                                                            “哈哈，高澜，你要追我啊，那太好了不过了，不必麻烦了，我答应你就是了，以后你就是我男朋友，哦，不，是老公，还是老公叫着有感觉！我就说了吧，你也是喜欢我的，要不然你追我干什么？呵呵！”
                                                                                                                                                                曲仙茗得意地娇笑。
                                                                                                                                                                我的天啊，“缓兵之计”终于还是敌不过“断章取义”啊！我的妙计又一次铩羽……
                                                                                                                                                                我郁闷得想要吐血，她怎么这么……怎么怎么能这样啊？简直是不遵守游戏规则！
                                                                                                                                                                不过话说回来，我还真的有点，有点小飘飘，我心里的那种男人自大感不禁小小地膨胀了一把！怪不得人家说“男追女隔座山，女追男隔层纱”呢！
                                                                                                                                                                某愤青：不过现实中，一般都是男追女的，困难重重，艰难无比，我为男人们鸣不平，因为这一点充分说明“男女平等”喊了上百年仍然是一纸空文，男人的地位低下的现状始终没有改变！
                                                                                                                                                                不待我回答，曲仙茗又道：“你也不要太担心小晴了，小晴是我的好姐妹啊，我怎么忍心看着她受苦呢？所以，老公啊，你把她也娶了吧，好吗？”
                                                                                                                                                                无语！还真的得寸进尺了，这会儿连老公都叫上了，我气得恨不能一巴掌拍在她圆圆的小粉臀上，可是我不能拍，这么亲密的动作，她势必就死心塌地地认准这个“老公”了，不能松口，噢，不对，不能松手！
                                                                                                                                                                当下我佯怒道：“你都胡说些什么啊？你学过婚姻法没有啊，整个一个法盲，那叫重婚罪懂不懂？”
                                                                                             

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