第一百四十一章悬崖勒马(2/7)

                                                    忽然想起来喜剧电影《天下第二》里的一段台词：你就是江南第一剑啊，我知道你，你师傅教了你上、中、下三剑，你没有学上、中两剑，就学了……啊，哈哈……
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                不知道二者有什么内在联系没有？
                                                                                                                                                                虽然屡次被我严词恐吓，可是一路上曲仙茗仍然一直在指手画脚，似乎比我还忙。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                我也不知道发了多少回怒了，可是人家就是打不还手，骂不还口说是这么说，可是我绝对没有打人，老子从来不打女人！如果被打……那就忍着！还笑脸相迎，温言软语的，你能把人家怎么样？
                                                                                                                                                                过不多会儿，我的脾气就被消磨干净，彻底没有了，只好任她指点道路，激扬方向盘！
                                                                                                                                                                小车在路上一会儿急驰当然是曲仙茗野蛮胡闹的原因一会儿缓进当然是我力挽狂澜的结果间或还来个惊心动魄的急转弯什么的当然是“两军对峙”的产物折腾了大约半小时，我们奇迹般地平安抵达曲仙茗的住处，很庆幸，居然没有出现传说中的车祸，真是不幸中之大幸了！
                                                                                                                                                                我发誓，以后再也不和曲仙茗一起开车了，妈的，就算一起开车，你在也没有机会坐前面了，给老子坐后面去，中间还要装上防护栏和隔音设备，你不要命我还要呢！
                   

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