第一百五十五章跑车换老大(4/7)

                                          王奇明道：“我可是一公司之长，说话怎么能不算数？”
                                                                                                                                                                张春夸张地把上衣脱掉，狠狠地道：“我豁出去了，不成功便成二！”
                                                                                                                                                                王奇明道：“兄弟，不对啊，好像是‘不成功便成仁’吧？”
                                                                                                                                                                张春道：“大哥，你有所不知，这‘不成功便成二’是有典故的，这句话是是我老大发明的。高中的时候有个老师叫郑仁侠，以考试出题难，监考严而著名！老大说，我要是考试不及格，就没有脸继续做人了，那么老师你也把‘人’去掉，当‘二’好了，就不要叫“郑仁侠”了，改叫“郑二侠”吧，咱们俩“不成功便成二”……哈哈……”
                                                                                                                                                                注：“二”有傻B愚笨弱智的意思张春还没有说完，王家父子同时大笑，王奇明差点笑出了眼泪。
                                                                                                                                                                我老羞成怒，没想到这个笨蛋连这种丢人的陈芝麻烂谷子也好意思说出来，简直是肉麻当有趣，于是我声音冷冰冰地道：“张大春，有人好像在家里等着你呢，为了你的幸福生活，你可要三思而后行啊。”
                                                                                                                                                                “老大，这次我说什么都不怕了，你一向不都说我‘三行而后思’么，说我说话做事不经大脑，手比嘴快，嘴比脑快，说就说吧，我这次说什么都不听你的了，我就‘三行而后思’给你看，哼，有了小跑车，我什么都不怕！”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           我被抢白得差点哑口无言，好不容易反应过来，“愤声”道：“张大春，你这个叛徒，为了一台破车，居然背叛你大哥！今天你死定了，我看你怎么说服我，不管你怎么说，天花乱坠，口若悬河，我就是不答应。”
                                                                                    

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