第二百一十六章一出好戏(2/8)

                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                “平时让你多读点书就是不听，连笑气都不知道，你干脆把身上戴上一块牌子，上面写：本人汉语四级未过，请勿对我使用专业词汇！”
                                                                                                                                                                “老大，你嘴巴也太毒了吧？你不知道我化学学得不好么，还说那么先进的词语？我不过是没有听懂一个词而已，有你说的那么夸张吗？再说了，哪里有什么汉语四级考试啊？你不要欺负我没有上过大学，英语四六级考试我还是知道的！”
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                张春的表情显得既无辜又委屈，生动极了。
                                                                                                                                                                “这哪里是‘毒’，这叫‘恨铁不成钢，恨钢不成金，恨金不成钻石’！居然看不出老大的良苦用心！你怎么知道没有汉语四六级？我们命不好，被逼着学英语，被逼着考试英语四六级，难道人家外国学生的命就好了？不同样也要学外语？我们的汉语对他们来说不就是外语了？那些学汉语的国家肯定也要考试，不过那就不一定是四六级了，说不定是八级十六级呢！”
                                                                                                                                                                我说话的时候板着脸，好像很权威的样子，张春果然被迷惑了。
                                                                                                                                                                曾雪看着我捉弄张春，也不敢笑出来，眼睛里亮晶晶的，把眼泪都憋出来了，其实我自己憋得更辛苦啊，真佩服那些说相声的，要把别人都逗乐了，可是自己还一点不能笑。还是人家赵大叔先天条件好，脸上那么多车辙，笑不笑都是一个样，怪不得人家当明星！
                                                                                                              

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