第二百三十九章神来之笔(2/6)

茗的袭击，新婚三天无大小嘛，开开玩笑也是理所当然啊！你们也知道，我得许多兄弟都是练武的，野蛮、粗鲁，好色，实在是难以对付，所以，这个伴娘实在是太重要了，但是你们从心底里是喜欢小茗并渴望保护她是不是？你们都想把这个重任扛在自己身上，我真是太感动了，有这么多好姐妹都这么护着你，小茗，你感动吗？”
                                                                                                                                                                我一顿马屁拍得所有人都差点愣住，曲仙茗似乎听出了我什么意思，忍着笑，严肃地带着一脸的感动模样道：“当然！我怎么能不感动呢？想想那种混乱的局面，一杯接一杯的白酒还有一只只伸过来明着开玩笑实则揩油的猩猩爪子，我头皮就有些发麻，实在是必须找一个又厉害又能喝酒的伴娘呢，必须要能震住他们才行，嗯！”
                                                                                                                                                                说完，曲仙茗还狠狠地点了点头，不愧是我的好老婆，就是懂得什么时候和老公作配合！
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                老婆大人真给我面子，她再这么添油加醋地一说，恐怕四个竞争者至少要有一半退却了吧？
                                                                                                                                                                “哪位大姐愿意接下这个重任呢？”
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                我好整以暇地开始做总结性的发问。
                                                                                                                                                                只见四个竞争者一个个你看看我、我看看你，居然没有一个搭话的，眼睛里多了一层明显的顾虑，更恰当地说是恐惧，挡酒还没有什么，但是没有一个女生希望应付那些不知道从什么地方伸出来的一万只手，想想便觉得恐怖，好像一只只毛茸茸的黑手，还没

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