第九章他主我仆(5/5)

                                                                                                               我：“好啦好啦，表哥就表哥啦！”
                                                                                                                                                                老婆：“那老公，我想我们必须把我和你的结婚照片全部都收藏起来，还有所有你的日常用品东西等等必须从主人房搬到楼下的客人房去。你睡楼下。”
                                                                                                                                                                我：“楼上还有一间客人房啊！我可以睡那边啊！”
                                                                                                                                                                老婆：“笨老公，我……我想跟他接近点嘛！如果他要来我房间找我也比较方便一点。好啦……答应我嘛！”
                                                                                                                                                                我：“……好啦！随你的意啦！女大就不中留，情人就大过天。”
                                                                                                                                                                此时，我的小鸡巴又蠢蠢欲动地硬死了。而老婆她媚眼如丝地抬起头，羞脸嗲嗲地道：“你是全世界最好的老公。”
                                                                                                                                                                我心想：最好还是最笨呢？