第一集第八章酒后的冲动(13/20)

道：“说什么啊？有什么好郁闷的？我开心得很！”
                                                                                                                                                                阿如撇撇嘴，道：“看你额头上那衰字，把脸都盖住了！你啊，不懂女孩子，好心办坏事！”
                                                                                                                                                                这我倒要请教请教了！猫猫和丫头在厨房里不知道说什么，叽叽喳喳的笑个不停，我很严肃的看着阿如，她还是弯着腰，双手撑在膝盖上，一脸高深莫测的样子。我问她：“我哪个地方是好心办坏事？”
                                                                                                                                                                阿如一副大师姿态，眯着大眼睛道：“你的心思猫猫明白。送玫瑰花代表什么她还不知道吗？可是，错就错在，这花不是你亲手送的！哪怕明知道花是用钱买回来，女孩子也喜欢男朋友亲手送给她，方式不同，所代表的目的也不同！你让人家送花的来给，这算什么，敷衍吗？”
                                                                                                                                                                我无言。我确实没想到这一点，怪不得猫猫看不出多高兴，原来送花还这么多讲究，真麻烦！
                                                                                                                                                                阿如白了我一眼，道：“老大，工作这方面，我服你的干劲；但对待女孩子嘛，你还是个处男！”
                                                                                                                                                                我汗！我女朋友怎么说也换了十几任了吧，居然被评价得一文不值！说什么也不能这么丢面子！
                                                                                                                                                                我一把拉住她刚想站直的肩膀，低声对她说：“我就是个处男！你继续说，我还没看够呢！”
                                                                                                                                                                阿如一低头，这才发现自己因为弯腰的缘故，胸前的春光被我一览无遗，那硕大的乳房像两座小山堆在我的面前，可惜有戴胸罩，看不到山峰的顶端，饶是如此，阿如的脸也羞了个通红，立刻站起身，看了看厨房，转头骂我：“石头，猫猫说你色我还不相信，现在终于看到你的真面目了！”
                                                                                                         

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