第二集第一章混乱的生日宴会(9/21)

                                                                                                                          我捂住鼻子，一个鹞子翻身从地上爬起来，一溜烟冲进厕所，随手把门关上。一看，果然流鼻血了！
                                                                                                                                                                冲凉真舒服！我一边哼着小曲，一边使劲地冲洗着自己的身体，忽然想起下午的荒唐，不由得一阵心虚，千万不能留下把柄让猫猫知道！对了，阿如呢？怎么没见到她？我朝外面的两个人喊：“阿如呢？怎么不见人影？”
                                                                                                                                                                猫猫答道：“都走了一会儿了，现在才问！”
                                                                                                                                                                我放下心来，不过又疑惑她是怎么走的？难道是穿着脏衣服走的？总不可能光着屁股吧？一看桶里刚洗净得衣服堆里，露出一件黑色的胸罩，我恍然大悟，肯定是冲洗后穿猫猫的衣服走的。
                                                                                                                                                                我想像她拖着疲惫的身躯，身体里还残留着我的精华，晚上又得应付自己的老公。我不由得嘿嘿一笑，心想：兄弟，对不起了，让你戴一次绿帽子！
                                                                                                                                                                高兴的洗完澡，随便擦一下身体，正想穿衣服的时候，我差点一头撞墙！衣服呢？地上堆积着刚换下来的脏衣服，墙壁上的挂钩却空空如也。
                                                                                                                                                                我好像……没拿衣服就进来了？现在怎么办？脏衣服肯定是不能穿回去，我盯着那条四角短裤，看了半天也没有下起把它反过来穿的决心，那上面还有我下午的残留，点点白斑拼凑成一个鬼脸，咧着大嘴冲着我笑，现在只好叫猫猫帮忙拿衣服。
                                                                                                                                                                我对着门外叫道：“猫猫，嗯、那个……帮我把床头上的短裤拿过来！”
                                                                                                                                                                一阵欢快的脚步声传来，看来是去拿衣服。
                        

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