第二集第二章湖南帮(1/21)

老衲纵横江湖几十年，还是头一次被女孩子脱了裤子！哎，这要是在家里的床上就好了！还没等我想得再美一点，一股冰凉后的刺痛从屁股上一直钻进脑子里！
                                                                                                                                                                哎唷妈呀……凄惨的叫声回荡在病房里。
                                                                                                                                                                看着满头冷汗、缩在病床上的我，小护士和丫头相视苦笑，心想：这家伙，骨折都没吭一声，打个针，脸都吓白了！
                                                                                                                                                                我请猫猫帮我打个电话给老板，告诉他我被撞了，需要住院很长一段时间，所以申请辞职。广东就是这样，没有请长假一说，如果你需要请半个月以上的假，干脆辞职。
                                                                                                                                                                老板在电话里询问一下我的伤势，然后叫我安心养伤，他会尽量再找人选，如果没有合适的，等我伤好了再去上班；看来，他对我这段时间的工作表现还算满意。
                                                                                                                                                                在我住院的第二天早上，小丫头又来医院探视我，那时候我已经催促猫猫去上班，而丫头居然假都不请，直接旷工出来了。
                                                                                                                                                                丫头一见到我扔半死不活地躺在床上，便哭喊着、抱在我身上，还说要申请看护，我又是哀求又是恐吓，费了半天力气才把她赶走。
                                                                                                                                                                小护士吴言现在已经跟我混得很熟了，经常打趣道：“你小子看不出来魅力还蛮大的，身边的女孩子一个比一个漂亮！”
                                                                                                                                                                我叹气说道：“没办法，人太帅就是麻烦，很容易遭天嫉！”
                                                                                                                                                                小护士咯咯笑着，白了我一眼，骂道：“臭美！第一次见脸皮比鞋底还厚的男人！”

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