第二集第八章英雄(9/13)

我跟她一样信佛！
                                                                                                                                                                起因是有次她叫我进内堂我的办公室在她外面，她的办公室有个套间，里面是个小香堂拿点东西，跟我讲了点轮回的知识，我也是信口胡诌，居然让她发现老衲的慧根，天天要我信佛，令我不胜其烦，这不是害人吗？老衲一旦真当和尚，那得有多少女人悲痛欲绝，削发为尼？后来被她唠叨得生气了，就问她：“信佛能吃肉吗？”
                                                                                                                                                                佛首坚决地摇了摇头，说：“酒肉是大忌，万物皆有生命，不可擅夺！”
                                                                                                                                                                我说：“不能吃肉、不给喝酒、不能近女色、不能杀生？”
                                                                                                                                                                佛首赞许地看着我，对我的慧根相当赏识，下面的话却让她吐血，我接着说：“好东西都不能沾，活着还有什么意思？”
                                                                                                                                                                让佛首气得一脚把我踹出内堂，从此不许我踏进半步。
                                                                                                                                                                真是搞笑！不喝酒、吃肉也就罢了，连女色都不能碰，那不是要老衲的命！老衲的目标是：天天娶媳妇，夜夜当新郎；站在村口望，家家丈母娘！
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                自此与佛首的关系交恶后，她跟我谈工作离着有八丈远，或许是怕我玷污她的圣体吧。看着她那张南瓜老脸，我乐得躲得远远，心里不断地恭祝她早日修得正果、得道升天。
                                                                                  

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