第十四章新居之喜(3/8)

                                                                             但现在还要打发她，便说：“昨晚我去拉尿去了，晚了点走。”张小怡见我把拉尿两个字说出来根本不经修饰，有点不快，说：“你就不能换个词说？”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           “晕。拉尿就是拉尿，还用别的代替呀？说起来我跟你讲个笑话，你听完保证你不会反对我说拉尿。”她听我左一句拉尿右一句拉尿说得越来越过瘾，本不想跟我说下去，可又想听我的笑话，便说：“那你说那个笑话来听听。”“那我说了，事先声明，不许大笑，影响了别人我可不负责。
                                                                                                                                                                说有个女老师，一天上课的时候有个学生有舒服把教室吐得一地都是。便教学生们下次想吐的时候要先告诉老师然后去厕所里面吐。
                                                                                                                                                                结果有一天，一个学生举手要去大便。你猜他说什么？”“我猜不到，他说什么？”“他说，老师，我的屁股想吐。”“卟哧”，张小怡差点把昨天的饭给笑了出来，又不敢大笑，只好伏下身，偷偷地笑。
                                                                                                                                                                还一个劲地用芊芊玉手打我。我不做抵抗，却说：“早叫你不要笑，笑痛肚子别怪我呀。”
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                张小怡足足笑了十分钟，才累得停了下来。说：“死人头，去哪找这么多乱七八糟的笑话，笑死我了，格格。”我没理她，反正把昨晚的事情打发过去了也就算了。
                                                                                                                                                                不过今晚如果我要再去就要小心点了。晚上当然我还是要去找柳如烟的，她初经人事，肯定是兴奋过度一天不见我都不行的，我是久不碰女人，现在有了新欢，当然也要好好去享受。
                                                                          

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