第一百五十七章(3/8)

有马赛克！太夸张了吧？好吧，既然都打了，按一吧！
                                                                                                                                                                女：好，你按的是一，我们继续吧。你温暖的双手解开我的第一颗纽扣！嘟……以下为各种语言发音，如果你要中文请按一，如果你要英文请按二，双音请按九！
                                                                                                                                                                男：哇靠！这么专业？还有多国语言？老子拼了，按一！
                                                                                                                                                                女：好，你按的是一，我们继续吧。你温暖的双手解开我的第一颗纽扣！而此时我非常的……嘟……现在警察临检中，我们强制断线，请稍后再拨。谢谢！
                                                                                                                                                                男：”
                                                                                                                                                                “O∩_∩O哈哈哈~”王丽忍实在忍不住笑了起来，继续道：“老公，在讲一个吧。”
                                                                                                                                                                “好，我就多讲几个吧，一天晚上，几名护士在执夜班，这时突然冲进来一个蒙面歹徒，拿枪指着她们说：“快把钱都交出来！”
                                                                                                                                                                护士们非常害怕，对着歹徒说：“先生……对不起，你要抢钱，应该到有钱的地方去，要到真正的银行去，我们这里是“精子银行”哪有钱啊？”
                                                                                                                                                                歹徒一听，自己竟然跑到精子银行，感到非常倒霉，就说：“啊？这都会跑错？这么倒霉，不行，不能白跑一趟，得有些作为才行！你！”
                                                                                                                                                                歹徒将手枪指向其中一名护士。
                                                                                    

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