第六十四章你总得生个崽出来(1/4)

葛方这一愁啊，就忍不住给他隔壁院子的大哥、大嫂说了。
                                                                                                                                                                他大哥大嫂就给他出主意，叫他多教教他儿子，这毛仔啥事都慢人两拍，你这当爹的再不督促，你要再等多少年才能抱上孙子呀。
                                                                                                                                                                葛方觉得大哥大嫂说得有道理，他就把儿子拉到一边。
                                                                                                                                                                “爸，你叫我干什么？人家正玩着呢？”
                                                                                                                                                                “玩什么，就知道玩，你都二十五了，村里跟你一样大的小伙，孩子都好几个了，我也五十多了，没几年好活了，你总得生个崽出来，也让我葛家有后，让我可以安心地陪你妈去。”
                                                                                                                                                                “爸，你说什么？我还没玩够，我不要生崽”
                                                                                                                                                                “就知道玩，信不信，我抽你啊。”葛方拿下桌上的竹条对着毛仔。
                                                                                                                                                                毛仔最怕这玩意了，他马上说：“好，我生崽，可怎么生呢？我不会呀。”毛仔差点把他爸气得吐血，这么大个人，连生崽，怎么生都不知道，这可怎么办？
                                                                                                                                                                夫妻之事，本来就是无师自通，葛方没料到他宝贝儿子，竟然连这个都不会，如果要教的话，这种东西又从何教起。
                                                                                                                                                                于是葛方通过画图打手势之类的，可是这个傻孩子就是不懂，你给他画图嘛，他当作好玩，愣是给你加上几笔，画成了青蛙、蚂蚁之类，你给他做手势嘛，他比你做得更有创意，他能用手做成兔子、老鼠之类。
                                           

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