第七十二章(3/11)

                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                “还小姐呢，小姐她妈了都。”这样的女人，很希望自己像小姑娘，在别人往年轻了称呼她们的时候，她们的心里很是受用，但往往还要这样补上一句，目的不是真的让你以为她真的已经成了小姐她妈，而是期待着让你再确认她不是小姐她妈，而是真真正正的小姐。“你可真够谦虚的。
                                                                                                                                                                看起来你也就二十三四岁吧，怎么会是小姐她妈呢？她*小姐还差不多。”我有意把话颠倒过来。“嗨嗨。
                                                                                                                                                                变着法子骂人是吧？”燕燕居然伸手轻轻的揪住了我的脸。这一揪，我们两个的空间距离几乎缩短到零了。
                                                                                                                                                                而且为进一步缩短到零，埋下了非常重要的伏笔。“哎哎。
                                                                                                                                                                别别别。别误会。
                                                                                                                                                                我说的实话，你怎么看都是小姐呀，怎么会成为小姐的妈妈呢？”我又补了一句。“不对，这话还不好听，什么叫我怎么看都是小姐呀？这‘怎么看都是小姐’也有问题呀。”燕燕很敏感的听出了弦外之音。
                                                                                                                                                                “哎呀！燕燕小姐。我该怎么称呼你呢？夸你年轻吧，我犯了错误；叫你小姐吧，我又犯了错误。
                                                                                                                                                                我想讨好你都不成呀。”我装作无可奈何的样子。“你连着犯了两次错误，我就惩罚惩罚你吧。
                       

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