第十一章咋就那么白呢(1/7)

“买香水往屁股里喷一喷？”陈楚懵了。又问。
                                                                                                                                                                “那是往我屁股里喷一喷，还是往那小莲屁股里喷一喷？”张老头儿恨不得一巴掌拍死他。“你这个笨蛋！往你的头，你的身上喷！人家那小莲是能闻你屁股，还是你能闻着人家屁股！”“哦！老家伙那是你说的不明白，不能怨我……”“行了！时间不早了，你滚吧！”“你还没告诉我女人流出那东西是啥呢？”陈楚又问。
                                                                                                                                                                “哦，那玩意儿叫阴水，就是男的把那鬼头插进去，女的没有阴水的话，那得多干啊，就像你的自行车不浇油，你光吃饭，没有汤，多干啊。再比如，你吃馒头是不是得来点汤？女人那里面的水就是滑溜的道理。”张老头儿说完，吃了口烤地瓜，然后喝了口烧酒。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                他那嘴一动一动的。陈楚就乐了。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                “臭小子，你乐啥！”张老头儿说着一张嘴，露出几颗牙。陈楚笑了。
                                                                                                                                                                退到门口然后说：“老家伙，你那嘴，还有胡子黑黑的和刘翠的下面很像啊！要是把牙打掉了就更像了！”陈楚说完就跑了。张老头儿一口地瓜渣子喷出来，酒也不喝了，拎着大棒子就追出来。
                                                                                                                                                                陈楚已经跑出门口，上了大道了。张老头儿爬着墙头气得胡子一撅一撅的。
                                                                  

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