第六十七章道一声好痛(1/8)

女人总喜欢坏一点的男人，这一点是没错的。女人大多数时候又都是口是心非的。
                                                                                                                                                                当然，男人吸引女人的大多数是表象了，比如帅哥唐僧型。但是唐僧却不近女色。
                                                                                                                                                                他脸蛋儿没问题。腰板也是总挺拔的倍儿直溜的。
                                                                                                                                                                但是腰杆直，下面不直不挺也没用。所以一般女孩儿，你问她喜欢谁，她都会说喜欢猪八戒。
                                                                                                                                                                虽然猪八戒长得丑，但是知道疼女人，哄女人开心。谁嫁个猪八戒都像是公主一样被供着，而且这个男人还是任劳任怨的为你付出一切。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                所以很多人都说好白菜都让猪拱了，看到大街上美女被猪头抱着就愤愤不平，但除了钱，猪头男可能付出更多的感情来经营和讨好女人。女孩儿是不会喜欢孙悟空类型的，因为他不怜香惜玉，整天拿着根棍儿打女人。
                                                                                                                                                                比如他大闹天宫的时候对七仙女说了一声定，七个仙女就全都不动了。多好的机会啊！简直就是7p啊！
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                然后这家伙直接去吃桃子去了……就没有然后了。至于唐僧，我感觉是闷骚。
                                                                                                                                            

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