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好男人是没女人喜欢的。这句话并不是太武断。
                                                                                                                                                                即便是那种流芳千古的爱情故事也是从流氓开始的。比如牛郎偷看人家织女洗澡,还偷了人家仙女的衣服,不答应嫁给他,就不还给人家衣服。
                                                                                                                                                                织女不能光着腚再飞上天吧,那以后就成仙界的……不是仙女是妓女了。然后牛郎得逞了。
                                                                                                                                                                把人家糙了,肚子也搞大了,还不断的搞大,生了两个孩子。最后还成了一段佳话,流芳百世。
                                                                                                                                                                咳咳!董永实力弱些,只搞大了仙女一次肚子。
                                                                                                                                                                那奔月嫦娥也不是什么好鸟,下凡跟人家搞破鞋……。还有祝英台发骚发浪装疯卖傻缠梁山伯求被干……
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                总之,不管这些男中骚客,还是女中骚杰,最后都成了佳话,被世人赞颂。说到底男人不坏女人不爱,女人不骚,男人不喜。
                                                                                                                                                                老实的男人没女人喜欢怨不得别人了…………陈楚呼出了几口气。感觉爽死了。
                                                                                                                                                                抖动几下下面的家伙,随后抽了出来。软软的家伙在王霞光溜溜的屁股蛋子上啪啪啪的拍打了几下。
                                                                                                                                               

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