第三集第五章古代的同性恋！(11/21)

                                                                                                        许平一边洗手一边喝着小宁喂过来的茶，强压住想继续吐的冲动。心里还有些火气，忍不住又走到棺材前边，狠狠的踢了几脚，狠声的骂着：“你个老玻璃，最好在地府里祈祷老子的胃口没受影响，要是这段时问吃不下饭，老子就挖你的坟去。
                                                                                                                                                                妈了个B的，老实的卖你的屁眼，学人家拉帮结派，操！”语毕，拿过徐碧芝递过来的干毛巾狠狠的擦着手，心里又有想把他拉起来揍一顿的冲动，但想想一碰到他就觉得恶心。突然脑子里灵光一现，想出了整死孔海的好办法。
                                                                                                                                                                又变脸一样的大笑了起来。在姐妹俩看来，许平纯粹就是在发神经。
                                                                                                                                                                如果许平冷静一下也会觉得自己不正常。“来来来，为了庆祝咱们伟大的同性恋先驱者张大人的死亡，老子送他一副对联。”许平意犹未尽的笑了几声后，拿起灵位前的白纸，大手一挥写下了一副对联，自己左右端详后满意的笑了笑，哈哈大乐的说：“老子实在太有才华了。”小宁悄悄的打眼一看，差点昏了过去。
                                                                                                                                                                只见许平的上联写着：淫到天荒地老死玻璃。下联：贱到海枯石烂被爆菊。
                                                                                                                                                                横批：卖屁眼的。“哈哈，本太子的文采不错吧！”因为想到了弄死孔海的好办法，许平这时候的心情也豁然开朗了。
                                                                                                                                                                见二女都呆住了，想想她们是一对亲姐妹又没被男人碰过，刚才那副香艳情景又浮现出来，走过去一左一右的搂住她们，表情凶狠的问：“刚才你们看见什么了？”“奴婢看见太子来悼念亡夫，高呼痛失贤良，泣不成声。”徐碧芝从错愕中回过神来，心里已经完全将许平当成了神经病，变态。被搂住也不敢反抗，配合的说出了识趣的话。
                                                                                                                                                                徐碧宁也是唯唯诺诺的说：“太子殿下高呼张大人莫走，爱贤之心可感天地。”
                                                                                           

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