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                                                       老板怒气冲冲一个箭步窜上中巴，他要找那个下巴长有两个畸型肿瘤的人理论。上车后，车上稀稀落几个人，老板叫中巴司机把车顶灯打开，他走到后排，并未见到那个呕吐的胖子，只有两个约摸十五六岁的小孩，背着画版坐在那里。
                                                                                                                                                                见老板气势汹汹，两小屁儿不知发生了什么事，七魂吓丢了六魂。“那胖子呢？”老板问。
                                                                                                                                                                两小屁儿绻缩在那里摇摇头。“老子怕是撞鬼罗，刚才明明看到是个胖子，下牙巴还长着两个肿瘤，老子不相信他会飞。”老板环顾四周，确实没看见那人。
                                                                                                                                                                这时车上的仅有的五六个乘客都说车上没这么个人。老板和我都开始意识到自己真的是撞鬼了。
                                                                                                                                                                “叔叔，不是胖子，是他。”两小屁儿中的一个指着另一个说。老板见被指证的那个，瘦弱如柴，咋会可能。
                                                                                                                                                                便问怎么回事，其中一个便讲了其中原由。他俩是艺校的学生，去乡下写生回来。
                                                                                                                                                                在凯里市时，觉得凯里酸汤鱼好吃，就猛吃了一顿。哪晓得，到了车上，其中一个肚子便出了问题，叫司机停车方便，司机很不耐烦地说，马上到贵阳，到了再去方便。
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           这可是水火不留情的事情，他们见天色已暗，车上人又不多，便跑到最后一排，准备从车窗排出去，但又怕过往的车辆看见，于是，就拿出画笔，在屁股上画了眼睛、鼻子、嘴巴…听完，老板哭笑不得。
                                                                                                                                 

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