第七十二章(1/2)

“哥，这瓶催情水绝对是真的!”
                                                                                                                                                                “真个卵，老子从球赛结束那天喝下去到现在都还没有发着，JB都没翘过。”
                                                                                                                                                                “那天是我拿错荷包了，右边荷包是催情水，左边荷包是我治自己咳嗽的止咳水。当时，小白鞋她们那么多人盯着，我一心慌，就把止咳水给你了。
                                                                                                                                                                嘿嘿，幸好是止咳水哦，否则你那天一定要犯强奸罪。”
                                                                                                                                                                这是当年在大学宿舍里与我上铺一哥们的对话。这次对话，是在大学生蓝球运动会结束后的第三天，也就是我以鼻涕包在纸里假装精液想蒙混过关逃脱埋单那件事之后。
                                                                                                                                                                那次打赌，球队的哥们些，战绩最辉煌的也就是在跳舞的时侯隔着衣服的情况下摸了一把一个啦啦队员的咪咪。第二天的验收结果几乎全军覆没，就连我那极其创意的壮举－－以鼻涕冒充
                                                                                                                                                                精液都被行家里手一眼识破。最后的情况就是，啦啦队的鲜花们享受了一场愚弄男人的游戏，并全部由被愚弄者全额分担那晚的所有费用……
                                                                                                                                                                从那以后，我便开始疯狂的追求小白鞋翟玲。然而，翟玲对我的若即若离让我大伤脑筋。
                                                                                                                                                                于是，我上铺的哥们又开始在我面前推销他的催情水。
                                                                                                                                                                “象翟玲这种女人，如果你不趁早搞惦她，她迟早是别人的。哥，买一瓶去，把生米做成熟饭，那她就是你的了。”
                                      

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