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                                                                                           他想想,“工作后来做的很扎实,就是太干!交流起来不够通畅。”女硕士的作法让我灵机一动。以后我和媳妇做爱的时候,都在“负距离接触”之后开始稍微的想点别的事情。
                                                                                                                                                                比如偷偷默背一下圆周率,3。141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128……我已经能背到一千四百多位,争取向小数点后一万位进发。
                                                                                                                                                                或者趁小头运动的时候用大头提前给后天的主任发言打一个腹稿:“在局各级领导带领下,在……帮助下,在……的xx下,我们今年……”一般的情况,当我“写”到——“……我们的工作达到了一个新的高潮!”这时候,我媳妇差不多也就到了高潮了。如果她不到呢?我就继续写。
                                                                                                                                                                等我写到——“总之,我们的工作一定能够从一个高潮走向另一个高潮!”她肯定也就到了。我这边都出现三次“高潮”了,她没理由一次也不到啊?这天晚上的情况看起来有点难度。
                                                                                                                                                                我媳妇不仅喷了香水,还换上了情趣内衣。她昻着身高1。
                                                                                                                                                                56的小身躯,挺着32A的小咪咪,又特意把平时盘起来的头发披散看来,双目炯炯地“勾”着我。其实我媳妇的脖子太长还太细,头又太圆,很不适合披散着在头发。
                                                                                                                                                                像她就这样昂首而立,不像一个长发飘飘的美女,倒像一只倒立的花拖把。可不管怎么样,这只拖把已经发布指令了,我得立刻执行才是。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                              

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