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                                                                                  别人都以为我是马屁到了G点，其实他们根本不知道我用这张照片干吗。这张照片用处多多，除了能做“走火”时的紧急刹车外，还能在喝多的时候充当催吐剂的功能。
                                                                                                                                                                有时候陪上级领导喝酒，我已经喝的差不多了，可上级领导喝的还差的很多。没办法，将心一横，我揣着钱包就进了厕所。
                                                                                                                                                                往格子间里一进，把门一插，我取出那张特意又塑封压膜过的照片，撅起嘴唇对着庄主任如同两条肥肠跳贴面舞似的大嘴，“哺”地来了个法国式的“湿吻”立竿见影，我马上开始呕吐起来。可自从遇见了单勃以后，我使用秘密武器的次数明显增多了。
                                                                                                                                                                以至于洪歌认为我对胖胖的男同志有点特殊的爱好。我正待解释，她小手一挥，“无所谓，只要不是女人就行，大家都是姐妹，我理解你！”我倒！“我可是男的！”我大声争辩。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                “哦，我明白了，那个胖子是“女”的！”洪歌一脸宽容，“只要“她”不破坏我的家庭，我能容忍。”她满脸坏笑，贤惠的不得了。我懒得和她多说那么多了。
                                                                                                                                                                这一年过得很快，转眼又是元旦，我和单勃也在一起待了一年多了。我们两个越来越默契。
                                                                                                                                                                表面上看，我们话不多，可是，彼此又什么烦恼却都能向对方倾诉。她好像把我定位成老大哥，我也把她定位成小妹妹。
                                                                                                                                                                可是，她的手、臂膀、秀发在不经意间偶尔会我短暂的接触。那电光火石的触摸，却能触动我的心弦。
                                                                  

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