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真是锁精神可嘉，奥运的魅力无极限啊！吃饭间，庄主任兴致很高。黄段子接连不断，并且都很新，多数我们以前没听过。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                他以前也爱讲，可是老是在某几个月内不厌其烦地讲同一个黄段子。比如：“猜猜，三寸长，硬邦邦，一头毛，一头光！大家说说看，是什么？”
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                大家照旧怪笑着表示猜不着。他开怀大笑，特意挑个女同志来猜。
                                                                                                                                                                此女虽然早已把这个谜语听的耳朵起了六寸厚的茧子，可还是很配合的红了脸，娇羞的说，“庄主任好坏！”庄主任一听之下会猛笑一声，身子不由得同时一抖，浑身的肥肉跟着一阵乱颤，好像刚扔到案板上的一大块儿猪皮冻。笑了之后，他才开始揭开谜底。
                                                                                                                                                                这时候的他，面带潮红，眼泛桃花，好像刚刚到了高潮，自己憋不住的乐，“哈哈，你们思想太那个了吗？都想到那儿去了，谜底就是牙刷！”我们也赶快跟着他哈哈大笑。有时候，他还会继续逼问那个女同志到底心里想的是什么答案。
                                                                                                                                                                这回他的黄段子巧妙、逗人不说，还黄的不露声色，让你笑过之后面红耳赤。我正在纳闷儿他进步之快令人惊异。
                                                                                                                                                                郑副主任主任凑到我耳朵边儿悄声说，“老庄已经不包二奶了！”以前的那些黄段子都是那个二奶提供的。她业务素质不高，不注意及时充电，被淘汰是迟早的事儿。
                                                                                                                                                                庄主任到底不一样，一旦发现二奶的庸俗就能立刻弃暗投明。

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