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我脑子嗡的一声，心脏骤然开始剧烈跳动。真的是运气来了？这回天时、地理、人和，可都具备了。
                                                                                                                                                                再不上，天理难容！我搓搓手掌使劲儿拍了拍自己的脸，有点疼，看来不是做梦。三步并做两步，我跨到了卧室门口。
                                                                                                                                                                深吸了一口气，我慢慢推开了那扇虚掩的门，视线急切地朝那张大床扑去，床上是空的？难道她也要玩儿“对接！”那可是我老婆的专利啊？“胡哥，你进来帮帮忙！”
                                                                                                                                                                她的声音再一次响起，还带着点哭腔，是从卫生间里传出来的。我一扭门把手进去了。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                没有“火辣”场面，只有单勃蹲在坐式马桶旁边，一付楚楚可怜状，看我进来好像遇到了救星，“胡哥，帮帮我吧。刚才我小解完清理的时候，不小心把手链掉进去了！”要不是她长得太性感，看着太可怜，我真想一脚把她踹马桶里去。
                                                                                                                                                                我老实也不能这样玩儿我吗？你不会清理，让我来啊！我派我的小弟弟帮你清理。Tmd，这不是在反复测试我的“膨胀系数”吗？如果有一天它突然对外界刺激没有反应了，那肯定是这些日子“狼来了”听得太多，人家不搭理了。
                                                                                                                                                                到那时候我媳妇还不劈死我？“胡哥，怎么办啊？那是我妈留给我的遗物？是我最宝贵的东西。男朋友晚上发短信和我分手了，现在我剩下的东西就只有它了。”她的眼泪扑簌簌从依然绯红的面颊上滑落下来。
                                                                                                                                                                我有点看不得女孩子

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