第二章启动(3/8)

先在肯德基店里大吃一顿，然后再去买。
                                                                                                                                                                嘿……嘿……] 胖子淫荡的笑声极具穿透力，似乎透过了网络摧残我的耳膜。[ 那我下线了。
                                                                                                                                                                ][ 等等……雨哥，我们不认识的，怎么知道你来了啊？！] 胖子和我以前一样发出同样的疑惑。哈哈，终于轮到我装逼了。
                                                                                                                                                                [ 呵呵，那就看缘分了，我们这类人都有一种天生的熟悉感。如果真认不出来，你就好好学习，别想这些了。
                                                                                                                                                                ]真爽，装逼的感觉真爽！[ 你是我的偶像，我爱你偶像！][ 呕！] 这回真吐了。……我箭一样冲出教室，得快跑！这几天晓慧老缠着我，在教室里不敢非礼我，放学堵我好几回了，幸亏我英明神武才保全完璧之身。
                                                                                                                                                                还好！我看着校门四周，不见晓慧的踪影。[ 总算脱离魔爪了！][ 哪里跑，臭小雨看你还往哪里跑！] 晓慧鬼魅般的身影，[ 嗖！] 的出现一把抓住我的衣摆，牢牢不放！[ 你……你是人是鬼？！从哪里冒出的，阿弥陀佛，你快收了这妖孽吧！][ 小坏蛋，你要死啊，敢说我是妖孽，有我这么漂亮的妖孽嘛！] 晓慧翘着粉嘟嘟的菱形嘴儿，恶狠狠地对我凶道。
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [ 你这几天干嘛躲着我啊，一放学就老不见踪影！][ 没……没有啊！晓慧姐姐这么漂亮天天想亲近都来不及，干嘛躲啊！] 急着想摆脱这个小跟屁虫，我开始花言巧语。虽然知道我是随口乱说，晓慧还是有一种说不出的高兴。
                                                                                                                                                                [ 真的？！那好吧，姐姐就给你这个小坏蛋机会亲近我，下午陪我逛街！] 说完洁白的俏脸上露出狡黠的笑容。[ 完啦！天哪被她缠上了，胖子还等着我呢！] 我心里大喊。
                                                                    

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