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                                                                                                                                                  我甚为心疼，赶紧劝慰道：“妈，慢点吃，别噎着了。”                                                                                                                                                                只听妻子“噗嗤”                                                                                                                                                                一笑，感情凑到电话旁，边“吧唧”                                                                                                                                                                吃着樱桃，边不连贯地说：“老公，你什么时候回来呀…你走了大半个月，人家可想你了…嘿嘿，再不回来，人家可要对不住你，出去找野男人…”                                                                                                                                                                “你敢！”                                                                                                                                                                我笑嘻嘻吓唬。                                                                                                                                                                妻子嘟起小嘴，不紧不慢说：“哼，单位新来个阳光帅气小伙子，可喜欢人家，我今晚去跟他约会。”                                                                                                                                                                “哦，那个小白脸啊，我可见过，”                                                                                                                                                                我装腔作势。                                                                                                                                                                “他小子敢摸我老婆的手，我回去便废了他老二，让他做太监。”                                                                                                                                                                “哎呀，老公，人家好怕，”                   

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