第八十七章有惊无险(3/5)

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                                                    财主说,要尿了好,别取出来,就尿在里面。
                                                                                                                                                                傻子一声大叫,全尿在了媳妇里面。牛大刚讲到这里,突然听见“小洞鸡”往这里找来了,在林子外面大声喊他回龙头吃饭。牛大和二嫂吓慌了,一边拴裤子,一边分头不要命地往林子那头跑。
                                                                                                                                                                “小洞鸡”钻进树林又喊又找,没有听见牛大答应,把树林找遍了,也没找到牛大。她知道上了张二娃子的当。
                                                                                                                                                                原来,她在家煮好了饭,见牛大紧到不回来,不知道他上哪里去了,就关上门出来找,正好遇见张二娃子,她就问他看没看见她家牛大。
                                                                                                                                                                张二娃子就和她开玩笑,一本正经地说道,我正要去找你。
                                                                                                                                                                “小洞鸡”就问他,有啥事?
                                                                                                                                                                张二娃子说,牛大到对面树林里去掏鸟蛋,不小心从树上掉下来,脚摔断了,要送医院,你快点过去,我去准备担架,把他往医院送。
                                                                                                                                                                “小洞鸡”信以为真,吓慌了,就不要命地就往树林跑,结果上了张二娃子的当。她哪里知道,牛大真的是在树林,他不是在树上掏鸟蛋,是在和他二嫂掏鸟蛋,可惜她没有眼福看到。
                                                                                                                                                                牛大早就从林子那一头跑回来了,“小洞鸡”一回来,他先发制人,问她到哪里去了。她说,我上了张二娃子的当。
                                                                                                                                                                牛大问,上了他什么当?
   

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