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姨妈莞尔，抬手摸了摸柔滑光亮的马尾，故意解开发圈，一甩头，乌发飘荡，宛若丝绸般的云彩，得意之色已然布满了美脸：“知道什么叫天生丽质了吧，有一句话叫‘如云似瀑’，就是形容妈妈的头发，小君的头发也好看，但只是‘似瀑’，远远达不到‘如云’。”
                                                                                                                                                                “一点都不谦虚。” 我哈哈大笑。
                                                                                                                                                                姨妈愈发眉飞色舞：“我为什么要谦虚，好看就是好看，就妈这头发，只要在街上抖两下，肯定有百分百的回头率。”
                                                                                                                                                                我笑眯了双眼：“是啊，不光头发漂亮，眼睛，鼻子，耳朵，脸型，身材，胸部，屁股，肤色，手脚，都很漂亮，几乎完美，不过有个部位不够完美……”
                                                                                                                                                                “什么部位？”姨妈的笑容僵住了。
                                                                                                                                                                我故意东张西望，自顾着开车，姨妈等了半天不见我吭声，脸色逐渐难看：“我知道你说哪个部位，你只有一个部位没说出来，哼，你这个大混蛋，居然嫌弃妈的腿……”
                                                                                                                                                                我察言观色，知道可爱的姨妈开始上钩，干咳两声，恭维道：“其实，我也不是说妈的腿不好看，修长笔直，结实浑圆，特别穿上丝袜，那更好看了。”
                                                                                                                                                                “知道好看，你还放什么屁。”姨妈的脸色有所和缓。
                                                                                                                                                                我语锋一转，微微叹息：“可惜，妈妈不敢穿裙子，我指的是短裙，短裤，裙裤，至于超短裙就更不用说了。”
                                                                                                                                                                “妈这年纪，怎能穿超短裙？”姨妈凤眼精光乱闪，美脸含霜，她在

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