第七十三章(1/12)

我动情道：“哥要和你结婚，谁说亲哥哥不能跟亲妹妹结婚？只要是有情人，都可以成为眷属，现在也有不少人娶自己的妹妹做老婆的。”
                                                                                                                                                                我声情并茂，小君似乎心有所动，醒完最后一通鼻涕，嗲嗲道：“可我没听说有谁娶自己的妈妈做老婆，这是不允许的，干你妈是粗话儿，干你妹没听说过，你要和我结婚，就不能碰妈妈一下，你要是跟妈妈继续眉来眼去，就别跟我结婚。”
                                                                                                                                                                我忽然发现小君说脏话是那么动听， 我没有笑，这时候千万不能笑：“原来如此，好吧，我答应你。”
                                                                                                                                                                小君的大眼睛眨了眨，狐疑地看着我：“答应得这么爽快，一定有古怪，你要发毒誓。”
                                                                                                                                                                这时候别说发誓，就是叫我去死，我真的会去，如今不就是发个誓言么，简单。脑筋急转，计上心头，左手举起三根手指头严肃道：“我李中翰现在郑重发誓，从今以后，我要是跟方月梅眉来眼去，风花雪夜……”
                                                                                                                                                                话到一半，我以征询的目光看着小君，她冷冷一笑，脱口而出：“狼狈为奸。”
                                                                                                                                                                “好，重新来过。”
                                                                                                                                                                我猛点头，三指依旧举着，再次发誓：“我李中翰现在郑重发誓，从今以后，我要是跟方月梅眉来眼去，风花雪夜，狼狈为奸，我李中翰将来一定举而不坚，坚而不久，生孩子没鸡鸡……”
                                                                                                                                                                这誓言有水分，反正将来七老八十了，举而不坚，坚而不久很正常，生孩子如果是生女儿，没鸡鸡是当然，至于方月梅三个字不是姨妈的本名，姨妈的名字很好听，叫林香君。
                                                                                                                             

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