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                                                                                                                                                    我深情道：“还能做什么？就是想小君了，一晚上，哥哥多么希望小君能打开窗口吐口水，这样，小君就可以看见哥孤单的身影，看见一个深爱小君的男人是多么痴情。”
                                                                                                                                                                小君啐了一口：“呸，吹牛吹上天，假话说肉麻，你若是真这样，我……我今生非你李中翰不娶。”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           我心里大骂：是非我不嫁，不是非我不娶。嘴上却柔情似水：“小君不相信？”
                                                                                                                                                                小君嗲嗲大骂：“乌龟王八蛋才相信。”
                                                                                                                                                                我欲哭：“真伤心，实在太伤心了，你李香君大可以去正对着你窗下的海棠花里瞧瞧，哥在那里放了一只塑料袋，袋子里装着一双粉红色的袜子，哥知道小君容易脚冷，天冷的时候爱穿袜子睡觉，昨天不小心买了一双袜子，打算送给小君，可又担心小君嫌弃，听说小君有两百多双袜子，哥犹豫了，彷徨了，昨晚一直在小君的窗下徘徊，最终还是没敢送那双袜子给小君，这双袜子只属于小君的脚，别人的脚没有这么小。”
                                                                                                                                                                小君眼珠子在转，似乎在分析我话的可信度，我忍住笑，拼命地忍：“小君，你还不相信？”
                                                                                                                                                                小君一下子从我床边跳起来，一手叉腰，一手挥动小粉拳：“我在想，吹牛吹上天也好，假话说肉麻也罢，只要不过份，都能原谅，如果你坚持把假话说成真的，我……我一拳打烂你的鼻子。”
                                                                                                                                                                “你为什么不亲自去验证一下？”我下意识摸了摸我的鼻子，还好，鼻子没烂。
                  

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