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                                                              “唉。”我叹气:“小君你一定弄错了,是海棠花里的袋子,不是芍药花里的袋子,海棠花里的袋子装的是袜子,芍药花里的袋子装的是墨汁,你一定弄错了。”
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                小君冷笑:“别跟我绕口令,我再也不上你当,再也不受你骗了。”
                                                                                                                                                                我高举右手发誓:“天地良心,哥没骗你。”
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                小君朝我招手:“那你下来。”
                                                                                                                                                                我哭丧着脸:“哥没裤子。”
                                                                                                                                                                “我把裤子仍进江里,你跳下去穿。”说着,小君将我的内裤扔进娘娘江,正好是大黑石下,江水流淌,我的内裤随着水流缓缓飘走。
                                                                                                                                                                我站起来,大肉条晃了几下,我摆好姿势大喊:“好,我跳,我跳,一,二,三……”念到三,我哈哈大笑:“哥又不傻子,跳进江里,还不是给你鱼肉?”
                                                                                                                                                                小君脸色大变,愤怒地从地

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