第三卷和局长的性事第一百零二章一箭双雕耍(2/6)

                                                                                                              邵李墉一开口，那话在嘴里打了个绊，出来就结巴了。他也意识到自己的局促，脸红了一档。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                “瞧这张儒雅的脸，乍一看，还以为是央视的那位名主持人，叫什么来着，去援疆的那位。”
                                                                                                                                                                方野索性放开尺度了。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                “张x吗？以前有人也这么说过，可是不敢当啊！要不是我这卡通一样的脑袋和身材组合，那还差不多。”
                                                                                                                                                                方野心里乐了，看来还是有点自知之明的，平时也没少照落地镜嘛！但今天方野就是要让他收起自知之明，把他绕得云里雾里，晕头转向。
                                                                                                                                                                “这不能这么认为的，西施、貂蝉、杨贵妃那样的人都有缺陷，西施的耳轮长得特别天生又圆又小，王昭君的脚长得大，才发明了遮脚裙，貂蝉有狐臭喜欢沐浴，杨玉环体胖走路地动山摇。至少你有可圈可点的地方，大多数人什么都没有。”
                                                                                                                                                                方野这话奏效了，邵李墉脸上那抛锚的笑容，这回重新上路了，不再是花开一半，是尽情怒放了，脸上的肌肉像花瓣竭力往耳后奔，一口参次不齐的四环素黑牙，营养不良且受过病虫害的玉米似的，如花蕊那样露了出来。

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