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的被人家笑话着。
                                                                                                                                                                “不对呀！露霞，你下面好怪！”一个外省仔好像发现我老婆回答地不对，另一个外省仔在旁边问：“怎么怪法呢？嘻嘻！”
                                                                                                                                                                “哈哈，露霞撒尿不要洞吗？”那个外省仔答。
                                                                                                                                                                “对呀，怎么说成两个洞，那撒尿咱们就不让她撒好了？”其它两个外省仔也说道：“没洞撒啥尿呢？”
                                                                                                                                                                我老婆刚才说漏或者没想仔细，一听都等会儿不让她撒尿，就急得说：“对不起…对不起，我下面有三个洞…”
                                                                                                                                                                “什么呀…”司机小陈逼问我老婆说。
                                                                                                                                                                “一个是屄，一个是屁眼，还有一个是尿尿的，总共三个洞。”我老婆按着司机小陈的意思讲。
                                                                                                                                                                “都能喝水吗？”司机小陈问。
                                                                                                                                                                我老婆已经十分恐惧，所以不假思索就回答：“能…都能…”
                                                                                                                                                                “哈哈，露霞下面尿尿的地方能喝水，真是傻屄，哈哈哈…”我老婆又被戏弄。
                                                                                                                                                                “喂，你下面夹着舒服呀？”司机小陈指着我老婆双腿之间那瓶子说。其它外省仔

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