第五章善良的小娟(6/13)

               “废话，当然是钱啦，王八犊子肏的，没正事！你说说看，我的兜里大概能有多少钱？”
                                                                                                                                                                啊，这可把我难住啦！我摇了摇头。
                                                                                                                                                                “笨蛋！”师父骂骂咧咧地说道：
                                                                                                                                                                “从现在开始我给你上第一节课，如何用手触摸他人的衣兜猜测出大约能有多少钱，值不值得下一回手。开始，练吧！”
                                                                                                                                                                师父将衣兜的钞票重新组合一番令我再次触碰，我根本不得要领，信口雌黄地说出钱数。“啪”一计响亮的耳光随即扇在我的右脸上：
                                                                                                                                                                “混蛋，糊说八道，简直都不贴边，王八犊子肏的，没正事！”
                                                                                                                                                                直至我的整个脸庞几乎被扇个遍，面皮高高地肿起，我才似乎略微有些入门，有一次我终于瞎猫碰死耗子般地猜中了师父口袋的钱数，师父欣慰地笑了笑：
                                                                                                                                                                “嗯，有进步，继续努力。咱们进行下一课，如何下手！……”
                                                                                                                                                                就这样，我在师父严厉的斥责、谩骂之下开始了系统的行窃训练，渐渐地掌握了一些基本的行窃技巧。最后，师父教给我一件绝活，将半截刀片含在嘴里用舌头十分灵巧地翻动着乘人不备偷偷地吐出来刮开对方的口袋，取出里面的钞票。
                                                                                                                                                                为了练好这个绝活，我的舌头不知划破多少次，流了多少血，最悲惨的时候甚至连饭食都无法下咽。
                                         

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